January 2011
notbattlecrotchgalactica asked: HEY NOW I'M TRYING TO TURN MYSELF UNGHEY BY LOOKING AT DICKS
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That awkward moment when you ask for messages and...
recklessdopefresh:
Fucking accurate
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notbattlecrotchgalactica asked: EVEN YOUR CAT LOOKS BRITISH.
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That moment where you swear so much with your...
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I love how I just posted about pizza and my post...
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Calm down cramps, pizza will be coming to cure you...
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Just re-joined my gym.
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My mum hates it when I say "calm down, man" to...
I was like:
And she was like:
And then I was like:
Oh Matthew Morrison...
punkanddisorderly:
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Torres move to Chelsea confirmed.
fuckyeahshawtymane:br0hammad:dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
OMFG SO RELEVANT TO MY...
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Another nose bleed.
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fuckyeahiwanrheon:
On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
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Just coughed up blood and was like:
secretsintelling asked: im in love with your music taste:)
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I don't have ears
Dad: G, double O, D, B, Y
Me: B, double O, B, Y?? Dad why are you spelling booby??
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Burnana
Me: ERR, TECHNICALLY YOUR FACE IS YOUR BUM!
Ian: It has cheeks, so maybe.
Me: And shit comes out of it.
ZING!
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So, anyone want to travel Europe with me? Rapists...
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